Vel’s log: Gotta start somewhere

So I say to myself, “Self, you should write about your adventures. Imagine the inspiration you could provide to future generations of Gnomes” (I am very humble, particularly when talking to myself, which of course I never do…)

A little introduction I suppose. I am Velance. I am proud to say I am a Gnome. I’m studying to be a Mage. Of course by studying I mean I skim over training manuals and then run out and throw fireballs at random woodland creatures while praying that I didn’t skim over some incredibly important “Don’t do this or you will blow yourself up” type information. Mostly it’s been working out for me. I spend most of my free time in Stormwind. I’m comforted by the Human’s military presence. I’ve overheard enough conversations in the halls of Stormwind Keep to know there’s more going on in the lands of the north, and this other world we have an open door to, than anyone realizes. I can only hope my own power can grow in time to be of some help. Human’s are, of course, quite rediculous. Right now you can’t take two steps without tripping over someone celebrating this “Fire festival”

Really? I spend every day throwing fire into this and that constantly.  Why not a “Big cold pond to swim in” festival, so I can cool off? Wow do I miss the Dwarf lands, those guys know how to live. Amazing soldiers and builders those Dwarves. Anyway I have to go decide which is more important, helping some lazy a… guy kill a bunch of crocolisks he can’t be bothered to go after himself, OR I go into the woods of Darkshire and cremate some Undead for the local militia… Did I mention the militia has silver to actually hire me with?

I will write as often as I can. These portals I can open lead somewhere, I’m sure of that. If you’re reading this, and you have the power to contact me, go right ahead.


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